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Posted by Glen - November 20th, 2009

1 man, 7 woman hot tub — $850/offer
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
Free puppies…part German shepherd part dog
2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
Tickle Me Elmo, still in box, comes with it’s own 1988 Mustang, 5L, auto, excellent condition $6800
Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.
83 Toyota hunchback — $2000
Star Wars Job of the Hut — $15
Free puppies: Cocker Spaniel – sneaky neighbor’s dog
Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Unpleasant little dog.
German Shephard. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 BR 2 BTH home.
For sale: Lee MAjors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50

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